BLOG

Thank you Covid for making a return visit after our first introduction to you. We are so excited to see you and the baggage you bring with you: headaches, runny nose, nagging cough and that general feeling of ennui.

Your first visit was three summers ago. The construction worker remodeling our condo informed us that he had a “cold” but kept on working. We were naïve. We believed him.

That visit from you resulted in the same uncomfortable symptoms plus a lot of panic. The local clinic recommended an infusion of Regeneron, which we received free of charge at the Venice hospital. We followed that with two vaccinations and three booster shots, plus a lot of mask-wearing.

We have been convinced we are home free. Then this new variant struck and to our surprise all those precautions were for naught. At least that’s what the nurse at the clinic told us yesterday when she called with the test results.

My man was the one who tested positive. Obviously, I can’t be far behind.

Since we tend to stay at home during the long hot summers in Florida, I think I’ve figured out where he picked up this newest unwelcome visitor. The gas station down the street is the meeting center for local workmen looking for coffee and a snack. Ian paid the establishment a visit the other morning to grab a cup of coffee. He noted that the woman behind the counter coughed all over him. My guess is that she was in denial, and now we are paying the price.

The diagnosis meant a cancellation of the rest of this week’s slim activities and maybe next week’s too. As well as a call to the church to let them know that Sunday’s ushers — that’s us — were probably infectious. I told the pastor to use our names when notifying the other members of the congregation that Covid came to church on Sunday. She decided to keep us anonymous. I’m not embarrassed about having Covid again; just annoyed.

I’m still wondering why big government, big pharma and big blowhards can’t seem to get this pesky virus under control. And why people who feel sick don’t cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze. If you figure it out, let me know.

***

While I’m lying low, I’m going to be reading Tangle, the newsletter by my new friend Isaac Saul. It’s a throwback to the good old days when media covered both sides of an issue. You may not agree with Isaac’s view, which he throws in at the end of his coverage of both sides of an issue. Then again, you may. He’s not predictable but always fair. To check him out, go to www.tangle.com.

I just finished cleaning out 16,271 sent emails quicker than you can say Hillary Clinton.

I’m not sure what motivated this housecleaning of 10-plus years of email responses. Earlier in the week I got rid of more than 4,000 emails – all read I’m proud to say. That’s how it goes sometimes. You start on one closet and before you know it have moved to another. The domino effect.

How did I accumulate so many sent emails, I asked myself when I started the process? I guess it’s like the little things you gather in life that you don’t really notice until they sneak up on you. Like perfume and face cream samples that date back at least 15 years.

Sometimes it’s tough to part with things you think you may need one day. What if I want to go back and re-live a discussion from eight years ago with a friend who died in 2021? It’s satisfying to re-visit, if just for a minute or two, that conversation. In the course of the cleaning, I saw the names of at least 10 people who are no longer with us. It made me sad, but as in real life they were also deleted — though destined to remain in my heart.

I was glad to see some of the names in my emails go. The so-called buddy from 2012 who stopped speaking to me shortly after I moved to Florida. Or maybe I stopped speaking to her. After 11 years, I can’t remember. Anyway, those few “we will be best friends forever” emails have vanished just like our loyalty to each other.

And the man who had big construction ideas for our historic church? The emails imploring him to look into the background of our little island before making changes are now gone. They didn’t do much good at the time. He left the church before his building project was finished. Good riddance to his emails…

At this point, you may be expecting me to produce some particularly poignant or meaningful email that didn’t make the chopping block. Sorry, when I’m in the cleaning mode, nothing is sacred.

What I do know is that within the next several days I will surely regret having chucked an email from 2018 that is particularly relevant to some piece of information I need today. Tough luck for me.

I’m now thinking about tossing the 150 interviews I did for a corporate history book more than a decade ago. At the time the boss suggested I should dump them when I was through with them, which is why they are still on my computer. You never know when you might need something like that. A cleaning project for another time.

***

Under the Sand, my newest novel, is in the hands of a couple of different editors. Early readers, including my partner and my ex-husband, say it’s my best book ever. But you’ll be the judge of that sometime later this year. Have a fun summer.

My son and I were exchanging Wordle scores this morning as we do every day when I experienced one of those aha moments.

It’s amazing how often we track. On occasion, he gets the word in two or three guesses and it takes me five or six or vice versa. But usually, we’re on target. The fun part is the reaching out to him and the little bits of conversation we exchange in the process.

Today’s word (I won’t reveal what it was) was easy once you got it. This time of year, and with temperatures soaring, it wasn’t the first word that came to mind, which is why it took me five tries to figure it out.

I texted my answer to my son with the comment, “Some days when you finally get it, you think gosh that was easy how come I didn’t get it sooner? It’s kind of a metaphor for life, isn’t it?”

It also took him five tries to get the wordle and his response to me was: “Totally a metaphor for life.” To which I responded with a laughing emoji. Funny but true.

I think about those aha moments that stick with you as part of the joy of living. Once you get it, everything seems to go better. Like realizing that you can’t ever talk politics with family members whose point of view is totally different from yours. After that epiphany, it’s all milk and honey.

The second thing that happened this morning that reinforced the value of the aha moment was the weekly boiling of eggs. It was probably 20 years ago that I learned the art of the egg boiling from Gethin Thomas, who at the time was the chef at Cummins Inc. where I worked.

Gethin and his crew prepared delicious meals for the company’s big customers or other dignitaries visiting the Cummins headquarters in Columbus, Indiana. If I was working late, which happened quite a bit, he would bring me leftovers. Fine dining on a desk full of draft press releases.

One evening as he was dropping off a perfectly plated dish, we ended up discussing eggs and those ugly green rims that form during the cooking process.

“Why would you want to serve your family something that looked like that when doing it right will make it so much better?” he asked.

Not waiting for my answer, he proceeded to tell me how to cook the perfect boiled egg. Boil the water, letting the eggs sit out to get closer to room temperature. Stick the eggs in the boiling water for 12 minutes; no longer. When the time is up, pour out the hot water and shock them with ice cubes and cold water in the pot.

The last time I saw a green rim was when my neighbor, who was leaving town for the summer, brought me three boiled eggs she had left over. I’m trying to figure out how to tactfully tell her the Gethin Thomas story when she returns.

Another of my favorite aha moments came during the Tom Hanks movie, Bridge of Spies. It’s a 2015 story, based on fact, about the release of Frances Gary Powers – a convicted CIA pilot whose U-2 spy plane was shot down over the Soviet Union in 1960 – in exchange for Rudolf Abel, a convicted Soviet KGB spy held by the United States.

During the exchange process, the Hanks character says to the Soviet spy, “Are you worried about what will happen to you?” The spy, a likeable character in the movie, says to Hanks: “Will worrying change the outcome?” Or something to that effect.

Sitting in the darkened movie theater and watching that scene had an impact on me. The spy was right. Worrying never changes the outcome. Action might but sitting around and stewing certainly won’t. I’ve tried to adopt that as my mantra: if I can’t change it, I won’t worry about it. Sometimes that even works. Aha.

The lack of rain and with it the growing particles and pollen in the air have made my head feel as though it’s going to explode. I’ve tried pills and nose sprays and nothing is doing the job. My head feels heavy, out of sorts and occasionally dizzy.

Some people might say I’m always a little dizzy. But this time I’m attributing it to my sinuses.

When I had Covid two summers ago, I used a nasal wash that helped me breath even as I felt like I was drowning. I thought I heard that someone did actually drown using a neti pot. It doesn’t sound reasonable but stranger things have happened.

I used an untouched bottle I had left over, and it appeared to do the trick. But in two days it was gone, leaving behind a packet that I could refill myself. Easy-peasy those of you not living in Florida might say. But not so fast. Three or so weeks ago Charlotte County put out a warning, noting the presence of brain-eating amoebas in the tap water. We also have flesh-eating bacteria in our paradisal waters.

Stop laughing. I’m not kidding.

The Florida Department of Health said that one person in the state had contracted the microscopic, single-celled amoeba that can cause infection of the brain and is usually fatal within 24 hours. The amoeba, which is commonly found in warm fresh water, enters the body through the nose. Charlotte County reminded its residents that it was okay to shower as long as they didn’t get so aggressive when they were rinsing off the soap that some of those nasty buggers got up their nose.

My next trick was to goggle the question: Can brain-eating amoeba be killed by boiling water? If I could use boiled tap water and the packet to refill my nose cleaner, I might be able to breathe for another two or three days. Short of that, I’d be seeking a refill from Amazon.

Yes, it said, as long as water is boiled to a temperature of 173 degrees F.

Next question because I must have been looking at the cute guy two desks up when we learned about this in high school chemistry: At what temperature does water boil? 212 degrees F. was the answer.

Wait a minute. Me to my man: “This thing says I can use the tap water as long as it boils at 173 degrees. But the boiling point of water is 212 degrees.”

“Maybe one is Fahrenheit and the other is Celsius,” he said.

“I don’t think so,” I responded. “Both numbers have an F after them.”

It struck me that not just on the issue of brain-eating amoebas and boiling water but on so many other things these days we are being led down the old garden path.

Did Covid originate in a lab in Wuhan? Apparently, it did.

Did Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Hilary Clinton and Mike Pence all have classified documents in their possession when they should not have had? It would seem that way.

Do many elected members of Congress become millionaires in Washington D.C. even though their annual salary only amounts to about $174,000 a year on average? Yep.

Did Bill Clinton have sexual relations with that woman? Umm.

Am I going to use tap water from Charlotte County to treat my sinus condition after I boiled it to beyond 173 degrees? What do you think?

Amazon says my order is on the way.

A friend of mine who’d moved to a continuous care retirement community about 40 minutes away died the other day. Before his passing, he told his wife that he wanted his service to be in the new church the couple had attended for several months.

A few of us were surprised but accepting that he didn’t want it held in the island church he’d attended for more than a decade. The notion definitely didn’t sit well with an individual who knew the man from a couple of organizations they both belonged to, including a luncheon group for male retirees.

“He needs to have a service here, in the church he attended for so many years,” the man said shortly after the funeral arrangements were announced.

“Those weren’t his last wishes,” I said to the elderly man. “And, really, it’s none of your business where his funeral is held.” The last sentence came after listening to his whining for several Sundays. I wasn’t the only one he spoke with about it. It felt like it had become a cause celebre for him.

Nonetheless, he and his wife attended the funeral with about 100 other friends of the deceased. It was lovely. The widow had meticulously planned the service to include the beautiful music her husband loved, including the grand finale, which was a rip-roaring organ solo.

Everyone was delighted, except for the man who didn’t like the location. Even after the event, he continued to grouse about it.

I suppose out of frustration or perhaps to placate – or shut up – this curmudgeonly fellow, the men involved in the luncheon group decided to ask the pastor of the church their late friend had attended for so long to say a few words. Fifteen minutes max, with a piece of scripture thrown in, and then the dozen or so of them would adjourn for lunch and the topic of the day: the many contributions of their late friend. The widow said she was fine with this plan but would not be attending.

Was all well? Yes, until the curmudgeon decided to send out an email to another organization in which his late friend was involved. After that move, word spread quickly of the “service.” The announcement appeared in the local newspaper on Friday, with a photograph.

The widow became aware of the situation when she received a phone call from a woman asking if she could bring cookies to the service.

“What service!?” the widow exclaimed and then went into hyper meltdown.

In the conversation with me that followed, we envisioned a 15-minute service with no music, no usher, no flowers and no widow. Word about this odd event would spread quickly around the little island with no good outcome.

Fortunately, the level-headed pastor was able to put the genie back in the bottle. If several extra folks show up at the “service” it will be explained to them that this is a private event, but they are welcome to stay for a few brief comments about their friend, he told me.

The pastor also assured me that the curmudgeon was repentant and truly sorry for any trouble he caused. He didn’t realize the so-called service was just for a small group. The widow and I were not convinced.

As I prepared to go to church this Sunday, my man cautioned me about attacking the poor old guy for all the trouble he started. I grimaced and said through clenched teeth: “I will not make a scene.” I meant it. But let’s just say if this busybody approaches me, I’m going to need a little help controlling myself from the Man upstairs.

I won’t forget this story, because it will serve as a reminder to me to keep my nose out of other people’s business – unless asked. It’s good advice for all of us.

I’m breaking my rule about not blogging to let you know why my new book may take longer than I thought. Every time I sit down to write, somehow something interferes with my progress. Today, I stopped work to send a nasty note to the reporter who published Tucker Carlson’s address for all to see. More about that later.

Then, I was interrupted when the home watch people next door exploded into the shared condo hallway and began verbally assaulting each other. When they got into the elevator fists must have flown. I heard yells and thuds. That brought me out of my office, phone in hand, to call the police if necessary. A minute or so later, I watched her walking briskly to her car and saw him chasing her, yelling her name and bleeding from the elbow.

They were still alive, so I returned to my book.

A few minutes later my Polish cleaning lady showed up. She likes to chat with me before getting down to the nitty gritty. Today she was full of stories about the people she cleaned for until last week. Seems she arrived for her routine visit when she discovered a list that the homeowner had left for her. It contained a few things he wanted her to do in addition to her regular cleaning jobs. Ten things in fact. And no extra money. They included wiping down all the kitchen cabinets, doors, woodwork and baseboards, blinds, etc. etc.

My cleaning lady, who’s been kicked off of Facebook before (and thus is not to be trifled with), sent him a text explaining that she would be happy to do some of the items this time and some on her next visit. But she did not have time to do all of them in one day. The man seemed surprised and began negotiating.

After several futile attempts to explain to him that what he wanted still wasn’t easy to do in one day, my cleaning lady let him have it and told him she was quitting.

“Big mistake on his part. Wait until his wife finds out,” I told the cleaning lady. We both had a good laugh. Next to your mate, your cleaning lady is the most important person in your life. Don’t forget that.

Paying extra was what my fourth interruption was about. My man, who suffers from a chronic skin condition that requires pricy medicine, received a call from Medicare to say that he had hit the “donut hole” in his coverage. It meant he would have to pay $4,000 out of his own pocket before his Medicare pharmaceutical coverage kicked in again.

The news was not great, but even worse was the phone call that went on for at least an hour. I felt like he was paying a double price: dealing with a bureaucrat who kept putting him on hold AND having to fork over more each month. And, of course, I had to listen in on the conversation and offer my two cents, which kept me away from my computer.

Back to Tucker, who’s been in the news lately for being fired from Fox, and who happens to live in southwest Florida a good portion of the year, not too far from me. Not only did the reporter for the Naples Daily News decide to out Tucker’s location, but he also attempted to fill in some saliant points about the area where the celebrity lives and got them mostly wrong. Why not leave the guy alone?

I dashed off an email: “Really Dave. You had to let everyone know where Tucker Carlson lives? The poor guy’s home up north was attacked by Antifa protestors several years ago – his wife and children threatened. Obviously, someone who really wants to find a celebrity can do so, which is why we have had security guards and Secret Service on our little island in the past. But you made it easy for all the idiots out there who like to cause trouble. Sometimes, the two-second name recognition you receive for writing about a famous person isn’t worth it.”

That was my day so far. Now I have two hours left to write before eleven friends show up for dinner. Maybe I should sweep off the front porch.

As the end of March draws near, I will be taking a break from blogging to work on my new mystery, tentative titled Under the Sand.

The book is about two billionaire brothers who live on the island in southwest Florida where my heroine Leslie Elliott and her newspaper friend, Wes Avery, reside. The brothers are kidnapped by a crack band of mercenaries and taken to another island where they are buried alive until a hefty ransom can be paid for their release. Naturally, Leslie, Wes and other island folks get involved in the efforts to rescue the wealthy pair and to find out who is behind the kidnapping.

I’m just getting started so I don’t want to reveal any more of the plot in case I change my mind about some aspects of it. Let’s just say there will be surprises and plot twists and, unfortunately, someone’s going to die.

In preparation, I’m reading the 1971 book by the late journalist Gene Miller about the kidnapping and burial of Barbara Jane Mackle titled 83 Hours Till Dawn. Happy to say that she was rescued and is alive today. Her story is a compelling one.

If you haven’t read the precursors to this next novel — and are looking for a fun summer read — you can purchase them on Amazon. In order of publication the titles are Leslie’s Voice, Scavenger Tides, The End of His Journey and Deadly Winds, published in January. While Leslie’s Voice isn’t a mystery, it introduces the main character in my series and has been called a “rousing corporate melodrama full of twists, turns and vivid characters” by Kirkus Review.

If you have read any of my books, be sure to visit Amazon and leave a review or a star of some kind. It’s always helpful.  Thanks for your support.

I just read a story on my newsfeed about how upset people were that Jamie Lee Curtis won the Oscar for best supporting actress. They thought it should have gone to Angela Bassett. I don’t have an opinion because I haven’t seen either of the movies in which these women had significant roles. I’m too cheap to pay $19.99 to rent them.

There’s always plenty to say about the Oscars. Here are some of this year’s key complaints from the Oscar online commentators, whoever they are:

Hugh Grant gave a terrible red carpet interview. What was wrong with him?

Lady Gaga took off her make-up and changed from an Oscar gown into holey jeans to sing the Oscar-nominated song from Top Gun: Maverick. How could she?

The Oscars left out names of some recently deceased actors in the memoriam segment. Shameful.

Tom Cruise didn’t attend even though his movie was among those nominated for best picture. How could he not be there?

The make-up crew that won an award for their work on The Whale should have insisted that a fat person be hired to play the role instead of creating a fat suit for the actor to wear. Disgusting.

Many actresses wore ugly dresses. At the after-parties, many wore next to nothing.

Petty stuff, except perhaps for some key deceased actors being left off the tribute list. But doesn’t that happen every year?

Here are my responses for what they are worth.

Did anyone think Hugh Grant would be witty, charming and full of funny quips in response to the lightweight questions he was asked? Or as Grant said 28 years ago when arrested for committing a lewd act in public with a prostitute: “At the moment, I’m groping my way around a bit. But once I’ve found my bearings, you’ll be able to judge me better.”

Lady Gaga removing her make-up to sing shouldn’t surprise anyone. At the 2011 Grammy Awards she arrived concealed in an egg. “She is in an embryonic state and won’t be born until the performance,” a member of her entourage told an interviewer. I always thought she sang better without false eyelashes.

Tom Cruise didn’t attend because he is busy making another Mission Impossible movie. It feels like that man has his priorities right.

I don’t know what to say about fat people complaining when someone receives an award for making an actor appear to be obese. With all the actors and actresses taking Ozempic to lose weight and thus keeping supplies short for people who need the drug for diabetes, what is there to say about Hollywood and fat-shaming.

As far as wearing see-through outfits at the after parties to garner attention: Those that can’t act can always undress.

And the Jamie Lee Curtis win? It sounds like Angela Bassett needed to do a better job of acting like a gracious loser.

So, without the slap of comedian Chris Rock by actor Will Smith and the presence of Robert DeNiro, Meryl Streep and what’s-her-name mouthy singer to complain about Donald Trump, the show has come to this after-Oscar pettiness.

And the Oscar for the person who tuned into the awards show for 30 minutes and then went to bed at 10:30 goes to: Me.

A knowledgeable friend of mine was complaining mightily after learning from his reliable sources that more of the U. S.’s oil reserves would be sold to China. He was talking about the 26 million barrels of crude oil, which were released from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve earlier this month. Final bids on this oil are due next Tuesday.

“The ships from China are on their way now,” he said. We all nodded in disbelief that such a thing could be happening, and I came home to do some research.

Even though it’s not a done deal, my friend is probably correct that it will be China, whose need for energy has grown significantly with the end of its unsuccessful Covid lockdown strategy.

According to Reuters, the U. S. Department of Energy considered cancelling the 2023 sale after the Biden Administration last year sold a record 180 million barrels from the reserve, including 5.9 million barrels to Unipec, the trading division of the Chinese state-owned Sinopec. The energy department also sold four million barrels to Unipec in the fall of 2021.

Cancelling the 2023 sale would have required Congress to act. (I pause here to reflect on that unlikely scenario.)

On January 12, the House of Representatives did pass a bill that would ban releases of oil from the strategic reserve from being exported to China. The bill passed 331-97 in the House with all the no votes coming from Democrats. What happened to the bill is unknown (to me) but reports said it would face “an uncertain future in the Senate.” And that was the last I could find on its fate.

I’m scratching my head as to why the Senate would think this was an unreasonable action to take. Doesn’t it feel as though we are nuts – totally crazy – for allowing one drop of oil from our “strategic reserves” to get into the hands of people who send spy balloons our direction? Or who hang out with Russia and Iran and continue to make threatening noises about invading Taiwan?

Through October of last year, U. S oil companies exported nearly 67 million barrels of oil to China. In 2020, when Donald Trump was president, the U. S. exported 176 million barrels to China, Reuters says.

Turns out we don’t control who buys our oil.

When we decide for whatever reason to sell our strategic reserves they go up for auction and then the oil is shipped around the globe to the buyers. Under federal law, the government cannot dictate where oil gets shipped once companies purchase it. That’s how the international oil market works.

When the supply of global crude oil is increased, this eventually helps lower gas prices in the U. S. At least, that’s the theory. I get it, but that doesn’t mean we have to like the fact that we have no control over our precious oil once we decide to sell it.

Then there’s the whole connection between the oil purchaser Sinopec and Hunter Biden, the president’s son, who used to be a member of an equity firm that once purchased a stake in Sinopec. At the time of the oil sale, Hunter was no longer a member of the equity firm and some media outlets reported that “there was no evidence that Sinopec received the oil for any other reason than it submitted one of the highest bids.”

Okay, but it still feels like it’s time to look deep into the black goo and see if we can find answers to some of these sticky questions floating around.

Bear with me while I toot my own horn for the next several paragraphs.

I hesitantly sent my first novel to Kirkus Reviews several months ago. Kirkus is a highly regarded review organization that charges to provide you with an unbiased opinion about your book. Sometimes they love it. Other times not so much.

A best-selling author I know has described Kirkus as “mean.” I agreed with her when the review came through on my latest book, Deadly Winds. The reviewer didn’t care for my treatment of a millennial, saying he was put in the novel so that the old folks would have someone to pick on.

That’s all history now. I have received the review of Leslie’s Voice, published about eight years ago as Six Weeks From Tuesday and rewritten during the Pandemic with the name change. They liked it. A lot.

The story is about public relations expert Leslie Elliott and is the “prequel” to the mystery series set in Florida. In this first novel, set in the midwest, Leslie is trying to adapt to her new CEO, Brad Stewart, when he tells her of his plans to take over the neighboring electric utility and make himself the state’s energy kingpin. When she agrees to join the battle, Leslie finds herself dealing with the twists and turns of corporate intrigue while struggling to handle the men in her life, including her boss, whose sexual aggression matches his business ambition.

Kirkus said the novel is: “A rousing corporate melodrama full of twists, turns and vivid characters.” And called it “an auspicious start for an adventurous, creative author.”

Suddenly they don’t seem so mean anymore. Right?

Skipping their commentary on the storyline, which can be seen on my Kirkus Reviews page at Kirkus.com, here is what they wrote:

“As the situation unspools, it becomes clear that the crux of Hanafee’s novel lies in power dynamics, as the narrative cleverly addresses hot-button issues of sexual harassment on the job. Leslie becomes uncomfortable around her new boss, allowing his inappropriate behavior to intimidate her while neglecting to report it. She needs her job and initially finds Brad alluring, so she makes excuses and allowances that, in turn, proliferate the abuse.

“Leslie’s inner monologue reveals that she is tiring of the terse treatment from the men in her life and the double standards in the corporate arena and that she has been working to ‘find the voice to respond’ to the treatment she’s had to endure.

“A minor weakness of the novel is the unevenly portrayed peripheral characters, such as Leslie’s college-age daughter, Meredith, who is enticingly drawn but sparsely appears in a narrowly focused narrative that could use some opening up. Readers may also want more of Leslie’s charismatic best friend, Karen Chanders, who adds some feisty spice to the melodrama.

“Despite this, the lead characters are memorable and provide the needed grounding this busy plot requires. With Leslie as an anchoring, empowering element, former Indianapolis Star reporter Hanafee’s novel is a fast-paced, intense depiction of corporate America and the perennial struggle of women seeking equal treatment in the boardroom. This is an auspicious start for an adventurous, creative author.”

Grab a copy and have some fun.